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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
uuuum well, theres a drawing of a girrafe with a gun for a head, but theres no words.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
3 in 1 yoga ball dvd: the complete collection

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
metelocolypse (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYEEEEAH)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
7:46

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:51 (close)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
"Look your best, feel your best, gillete product help you be you best.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
getting home from in-n-out

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
's quiz

9. What are you wearing?
fresh bloody baby skin. on my face.

10. Did you dream last night?
yesss

11. When did you last laugh?
maybe 20 minuites ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately?
a squirrel fight. it was badass.

14. What do you think of this quiz?


15. What is the last film you saw?
umm reno 911 miami

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
i would buy a time machine and go back in time and buy america

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
uhhhhhhhhhhh i REALLY hate hiptsers. theyre taking over the whole world.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, What would it be?
i would destroy civilization, thus destroying material desire, making life waaay better. also i would destroy mtv.

19. Do you like to dance?
no.

20. George Bush:
ummmm...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
vaginaboob

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
crusher destroyer


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
YOOOOOO J-BIZZZLE WHAT UP DAWGG!!!!

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: i tag everyone